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Riddles
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
Part 1
Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Submitted by Chris from Australia
Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A: Ohio.
Submitted by Jesus Macario
Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this ?"
A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other"
PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is important. (too = 2)
Submitted by Zekih.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Submitted by Mumblia
This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
Submitted by C. Berry
Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of them.
Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Submitted by: Ashley
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Submitted by MR Engelsman
Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his teeth!
Submitted by Judy Snoke
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
Submitted by Charlotte and Francis
Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair
Submitted by Submitted by Michael
In the alphabet...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y" (Why?")
Submitted by: Melina Gasser- Argentina
Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
Submitted by: Hamed Mohamed
Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: Because every direction is south.
Submitted by Cüneyt ARAS
Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
Submitted by Angelika Pichler
Why is the letter "A" like noon?
Because it's in the middle of the day.
Submitted by Motoko Hashimoto
Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Submitted by Susana P. Varona
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)
Submitted by José Mª Pérez
Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.